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Al-Zaara Fighting Intense as SAA Attacks with Tanks
Reports are pouring in of SAA and NDF assaults on rodent positions in Al-Zaara. Wael writes that tanks and Shilkas are charging at J.N. positions with devastating effectiveness. While this is going on, the rats in Lebanon are trying to penetrate the other entry-point at Al-Qusayr with no success. The aim seems to be to take pressure off the scavengers holding Al-Zaara. As the SAA moves forward, over 26 nests of rats and stashes of weapons were discovered around the periphery of the town. Wael also tells me that the majority of the skunks inside are Saudi-paid foreign mercenaries who are also Jihadists. This means they are not going to give up alive. The list of dead so far has exceeded expectations. Wael says that sources in Latakia keeping abreast of developments in Al-Zaara say that the death toll among the rodents exceeds 200 with many more to come:
Khaleefa Hamdaan Al-Naasser (JORDANIAN INTESTINAL PARASITE)
‘Alaa` Al-Mash-hadaani (SAUDI MONKEY-BURGER)
Muhammad Al-Mash-hadaani (SAUDI MONKEY DROPPING)
‘Ali Jarboo’ (LEBANTEEZIAN FRUIT FLY PUSTULE)
Shaadi Hassan Zayyaat (PALESTEEZIAN POOP PRODUCER)
Durayd Safwaan (LEBANTEEZIAN MANGE MICROBE)
Waleed Al-’Uwaysaat (LEBANTEEZIAN TERMITE SPUNK)
Wadhdhaah Sa’eed Rizqallah (IRAQI SNAKE SWEAT DROPPING)
Raateb Mut’ib Qawaasima (JORDANIAN STOOL SAMPLE)
Tal Al-Nu’aymaat: As we mentioned earlier, the rats are trying desperately to reduce the pressure on their litter-mates in Al-Zaara. Last night they ventured infiltration and were wiped out by Border Defense Agents. A large cache of weapons was left behind by the cowards. 6 were killed while the rest made it back to the relative safety of the Lebanon:
Muhammad ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Dhaaher (LEBANTEEZIAN ANTEATER)
The other 3 were not carrying valid papers and appear foreign.
Al-Safsaafa: Another attempt here in the Al-Qusayr area to divert attention away from the Al-Zaara area met with disaster as NDF and security forces killed these slinking little vermin:
Umm Al-Tuwayni: In the area of Jubb Al-Jarraah, SAA killed 8 rodents and destroyed 2 warehouses filled with weapons after depleting the contents and turning them over to NDF for use in killing Saudi apes. No names available.
Al-Jaraf: Also in the Jubb Al-Jarraah area, 12 rodents killed and 24 taken prisoner. These used to be FSA members now reduced to plundering villages for manure.
‘Ayn Al-Nisr (Eye of the Eagle):
Attorney for 33 years and Supreme Court Certified Interpreter for Arabic/English Diploma with Honors from Ann Arbor Pioneer High School in 1968; B.A. University of Michigan in Ann Arbor 1968-1972; M.A. University of Michigan Dept. of Near Eastern Studies 1972-1974; Ph.D. Cand. Univ. of Michigan 1972-1977; Then went to law school. Credits: Harvard University for classes in Islamic Philosophy; Fellowships from University of Pennsylvania 1976; 2 from Univ. of Michigan. Read English, Arabic, German, French, Farsi, some Hebrew. Studied Ancient Greek and Latin before grad school. Michigan Supreme Court Certified Interpreter/Translator for Arabic and English